• SNK Arcade Classics Vol. 1 (Wii)

    ...from the Grandmama to the NAACP and NAMBLA, discovering my identical twin cousin had been secretly heterosexual for the last two years, throwing off the Earth’s geomagnetic field because my...

  • Hyper Light Drifter (PC)

    ...a 10. Being a completionist, though, there were a couple of challenges that upset me. Seriously, is chaining 800 dashes even possible if you’re properly using the controller? Even if...

  • Q&AmeCola: Movie Games

    ...luck getting the rights to that last one.) The grand finale comes when you have to complete the first stage of Super Mario Bros. 3—what a challenge! And when Lucas...

  • Submissions (April 2007)

    ...and can still be purchased new. If you happen to be interested in Bronkie specifically, you can call this number to order it: 1-800-243-5864. No kidding. The Poor Player’s Paradise...

  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (XBLA)

    ...I’ve said my piece. The numbers add up. For 800 Microsoft Points, take away a challenging Live Arcade title that accurately delivers the same gameplay we know and love. A...

  • WiiWare Review (June 2008)

    ...repetitive and annoying as the limited number of enemy variations, and the boss battles are almost boring. SAVE YOUR POINTS, especially if you are a shooter fan.” June 9th, 2008...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (February 2007)

    ...I spent Christmas, as my family always does, at my in-laws’ home in Casa Grande, AZ. Casa Grandeis just the other side of a hick town placed right smack in...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (October 2006)

    ...the crabs, but we were unable to carry the day. For battle number two, I completely spazzed and bound my crab before Mindfreak even started casting. I did, however, keep...

  • The GameCola Interview: Greg Johnson

    ...800. The whole idea of computer games was a new concept. EA was just getting started. In fact when I did my first project with them they only had about...

  • Ice Climber (NES)

    ...that maybe the most memorable part of Ice Climber is its soundtrack. The intro theme happens to be a ringer on my cell phone, and it’s catchy enough for me...