• Mega Man (PC)

    ...far too high. The graphics are fine, and don’t let the entire Internet tell you otherwise. Everything is easily identifiable—lava looks like lava, electric eels look like electric eels, and...

  • The Mystery of Monkey Island

    ...too. The game just isn’t funny; it relies on lame humor and cheap jokes that couldn’t provoke laughter in an especially happy clown. So that there, what was once the...

  • Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)

    ...you go sliding down the streets of a small ninja-themed village. Each race consists of a predetermined number of laps. During a race, you and the other three combatants can...

  • Versus Mode: Postal, Pro-Gamers, Bill Gates, and More

    ...a generation. Consoles last between 2-4 years, from launch till the last one is sold. In that time though, especially the last year, you make another one. That way the...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (August 2006)

    ...later. Even though Carbuncle and I can destroy Ronfaure, it’s time to move on. I made the long trip through La Theine Plateau back into the proving grounds of Valkurum...

  • [NSFW] Deathsmiles (X360)

    ...also found my gaming habits changing in vast new ways. After several months of being on new medication, I found myself craving something in this field but didn’t know what....

  • EarthBound for Disaster

    ...up the names I got to enter for various people and things. I started off with the familiar defaults: Ness, Paula, and Jeff were my first three permanent party members....

  • China, Part 1: The Land That Consoles Forgot

    ...the mainland with its own laws. The Wiis, on the other hand, all had Japanese or Korean on the box despite the 2008 release of a Chinese-language version in Taiwan...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...and then preparing it for consumption. It’s…cooking. With Mama. I’m not stoned, really. Cooking Mama is a collection of minigames all centered around the preparation of various dishes. Driven entirely...

  • Soulcalibur V (X360)

    ...burn? This is Soulcalibur V, the latest in a long line of repetitive titles in the Soul series, which arguably peaked in greatness around the time Link from The Legend...