• Versus Mode: Postal, Pro-Gamers, Bill Gates, and More

    ...I should care: cm00tito: …who is Uwe Boll, and why should I care? xthebigp: guy who makes EVERY SINGLE BAD VIDEOGAME MOVIE EVER If this is indeed the case, and...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (August 2006)

    ...be approaching 18th BLM, meaning I need to catch up. The nice thing about parties with a PL is healers can concentrate on fun stuff—like turning Carbuncle loose. He’s getting...

  • The Mystery of Monkey Island

    ...and must defeat this evil villain yet again. The Curse of Monkey Island came out a number of years after the original two, as is clearly evidenced by the extreme...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    ...level. Cheap as chips, David Dickinson would say. Back onto the list of flaws, there’s the camera. The dodgy farkin’ camera. You can’t move the blasted thing when it’s in...

  • Yu-Gi-Oh!: Nightmare Troubadour (DS)

    ...deck with tons of illegal cards that you can’t use yourself. Overall, this is the most fun card game I have played on any console. The music and sound effects...

  • Gamera Obscura: Lamers

    Over 8 million people purchased Halo 3. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas sold a whopping 12 million. And Nintendo can’t defecate out Pokémon and “Wii Insert Random Thing To Do...

  • Star Fox 64 3D (3DS)

    ...an Arwing AT ALL. Get it? She’s a cat. A cat has a tail. HA! As you constantly save your blundering friends, your actions in each stage will determine your...

  • Can With Oil (iPhone)

    ...Oil is a perfect example of this. Beautiful HD graphics. Can With Oil is an iPhone game which…oh man, I’m not sure I can explain it. I don’t think I...

  • Power Gloves & Tinfoil Hats: Case #002

    ...the case of Caterpie, the Swallowtail Butterfly caterpillar. Oh sweet Christ, that’s creepy. I hate the outdoors. That species bears a great resemblance to Caterpie, right down to the osmeterium,...

  • Ghost Puzzle (iPad)

    ...Death shows up in Alice’s room because he is trying to capture some troublesome ghosts. Death decides that he will make Alice an offer. Because Alice can see ghosts and...