• Mega Man (PC)

    ...created by a team of a dude. Coincidentally, the game is called Mega Man. I assume you’d have equally reasonable expectations of a backyard pancake shack called, “His Majesty’s Glorious...

  • China, Part 1: The Land That Consoles Forgot

    ...that I have my work cut out for me. My students will frequently just shout “SAMPLE TEXT” when I call on them in class. As I prepared myself for the...

  • Another Look: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    ...tornadoes, the number of enemies does not increase in co-op, meaning that Steve can take on one tornado while Flint takes on the other. If you haven’t played this game...

  • Avenging Spirit (ARC)

    ...got. I don’t know if you can save her—maybe if you pump in more quarters. Spiritual Warfare Each character has an attack they can do. Some can shoot, some can...

  • Soulcalibur V (X360)

    Every few years (or in the case of Capcom, months), the inevitable fighting game sequel comes out. All of the characters that you “know and love” are pitted against each...

  • Submissions (September 2007)

    ...short of sweet vindication. That’s assuming that vindication can be measured in a small handful of votes. – Zack Versus Mode Lord Michael, come to my castle and I shall...

  • Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)

    ...you go sliding down the streets of a small ninja-themed village. Each race consists of a predetermined number of laps. During a race, you and the other three combatants can...

  • EarthBound for Disaster

    ...got ridiculous. The “favorite thing” that would become my strongest psychic attack was PSI CAAAT!; My wife and I have a habit of shouting, “CAAAT!” whenever we see a cat...

  • [NSFW] Deathsmiles (X360)

    ...through. Hitting enemies and some other attacks only take half a point away and you can also alter the game so that you can withstand several hits at a time...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    On the date of August 24th, 2005, I was caught with my pants down in front of a cop car that had been set on fire, while holding a book...