• Gamera Obscura: Kat’s Run: Zen Nihon K Car Senshuken (Super Famicom)

    ...as “KIWIS BY BEAT” and “sphemy cats.” Doesn’t that seem unusual? I ONCE HAD A CAT WHO SPHEMIED ALL OVER THE RUG. Yuck. Anyway, then you head out to the...

  • Carbonated News (October 2003)

    ...picking this title up. – Everyone’s favorite RPG maker Square Enix is publishing a new title in the Dragon Warrior series. Instead of the typical human-centric title, this GBA game...

  • New Videogame Releases for the Week of October 24, 2010

    ...3 (console), WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2011, Bit.Trip Fate, Lego Universe, Shank, Shaun White Skateboarding, Tony Hawk: Shred, CSI: Fatal Conspiracy, Crafting Mama, Disney Channel All Star Party, and more....

  • BREAKING: FINALLY!

    ...me say that again. AUGUST 29, 2014! Yes, I’ve said it so much that my phone auto corrects August to be in all capital letters! It seems the game will...

  • Gamera Obscura: Billy’s Boot Camp: Wii de Enjoy Diet!

    ...HERE? Whoa! We were all waiting for you! Where have you been? LOOKS LIKE MY ALARM CLOCK DECIDED TO FALL IN THE DAMN TOILET LAST NIGHT AND I DIDN’T WAKE...

  • Gamera Obscura?: Nevermind

    ...GAME CALLED “NEVERMIND.” OH, NOW I HEAR YOU ALL OUT THERE SAYING “NEVERMIND THAT GAME!” WELL, YOU ALL ARE LOSERS. YOU DON’T KNOW A GREAT GAME WHEN YOU SEE ONE....

  • Gamera Obscura: The DĂ©nouement

    ...to a radiator in protest or drop steaming logs into Michael Gray’s porridge. But I am going to protest such brutal, BRUTAL treatment of GameCola’s most beloved column…about obscure games…from...

  • Star X (GBA)

    ...general assumption made by developer Graphic State was that players would have a nostalgasm for Star Fox while playing Star X, and would therefore forgive the most blatant and fundamental...

  • Gravity Rush (Vita)

    ...and immediately eradicate enemies. It’s almost like the combat takes place across four dimensions. Her motions are like watching cordial melt into water. She’s as fluid as a real cat,...

  • Fabricated News: RPG Cats

    ...VI had Sabin, whose control scheme was replaced with a Mortal Kombat-style combo breaker. Tales of Phantasia tried to replace traditional battles with side-scrolling action scenes, and EarthBound gave gamers...