• Enchanted Arms (X360)

    ...easily the number one so-bad-it’s-good movie of all time)—the story, dialogue, and voice acting are so amazingly, profoundly, hilariously awful that I’d trade my signed copy of Bio-Dome away for...

  • Cave Story (Wii-WW)

    ...another dungeon crawler with all the appeal of a gopher’s testicle. But trust me, this game is way cooler than a gopher’s testicle, maybe even two gopher’s testicles. I wouldn’t...

  • Gamera Obscura: Lamers

    ...duty is to kill them instead. SAY WHAT? Yup. In each level, you are given a limited number of ways to kill them: a specified amount of bombs, gunshots, land...

  • Mega Man 10 (Wii-WW)

    ...a guy who has played waaaay too much Mega Man, a guy who gets annoyed whenever Capcom replaces something that worked perfectly in one game with something appallingly inferior in...

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    OMG-Z (PSN)

    ...the first level off the bat. When I took on the second level, though, I apparently didn’t complete my objective, which I had no prior knowledge of. Apparently you must...

  • Dragon Ball Z: Super Saiya Densetsu (SFC)

    ...(because apparently he had even stronger versions of the Ginyu force in fat numbers just flying around Namek waiting for you). That part is really weird, but the way the...

  • Home Modifications: The Peggle 2 Saw Pipeline

    ...decided to achieve the one-hundred percent completion of the lovely little title Peggle 2. The Peggle series is composed of Pachinko-like games, where you launch a limited number of balls...

  • Scratching the Itch.io #9

    ...list; but, for a number of reasons, I’m including it here. First and foremost is that I want to encourage people to buy the game through itch.io rather than Steam....

  • [NSFW] Sol-Feace (SCD)

    ...almost every second shoots a different challenge at you and the sheer number of ways they do that is pretty impressive, even for a shooter from this era (although I...

  • Crystalis: NES vs. GBC

    ...about since the first installment of the Crystalis D&Dcast, like, a year ago. Now our long celebration of The END DAY comes to a close with not one, but…whatever number...