• Brink (X360)

    ...Brink‘s class-based system is worthless. All classes play exactly the same except for differences in minor skills and their abilities to complete different objectives. A lot of the fun in...

  • Sorcerian (PC)

    ...class would greatly improve the experience, but that would require that the classes have unique abilities to begin with: the only real differences between classes are their equipment limitations and...

  • Oh, the Humanity! – Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth, Episodes 14-15

    ...for “three”, next to the American shorthand for “three”. Duh. Everyone knows that shimo is “three”, and the American shorthand for “three” resembles the kanji for kawa. That is why...

  • GameCola’s E3 Application

    ...A copy of the Web site’s business license or government issued documentation showing the business’s federal tax identification number. Wait, what the? Federal Tax Identification Number? For a web site?...

  • [NSFW] Toilet Tycoon (PC)

    Pull up a seat. Let Uncle Christian tell you a real rags-to-riches story about a once proud genre of games—the business management sim. They enjoyed a rise to popularity in...

  • PlayStation Vita Release Dates Released

    ...unit works out as £15 more expensive than the UK release price. The price window for the North American and Latin American releases haven’t been revealed yet, but I would...

  • Did Someone Order a Vanilla Shake-Up?

    ...In a marked departure from the game’s recent trend towards complex end-game raids, faction-driven world events, railroaded quest chains, cookie-cutter class optimization, and speed-leveling incentives, Echo of Azeroth will instead...

  • The GameCola Interview: Chris Morris

    ...one on the hard-boiled deceive, all about detective fiction. You read modern authors as well, so you kind of get a feel for writing both in the classic style and...

  • This Yard Has Saled #3: It’s a MAG, MAG, MAG, MAGFest

    ...Konami adaptation of one of our beloved childhood cartoon classics. And so, rock-paper-scissors it was. We agreed on best two out of three and got down to business. “Rock, paper,...

  • Q&AmeCola: Fighting Dream Team

    ...years tall based on illustrations depicting him in space dwarfing major planets, and uh…his torso lights up like nobody’s business! Bonus assist character: Bride of Pin*bot Maya Angelou OK, technically...