• “You’ll Never Be Sad Again!”

    ...this left us in a hole, as our person-account was our number one source for readership growth. We needed a replacement, and we needed it stat. (I’m assuming that means...

  • Samantha Swift and the Golden Touch (PC)

    ...So even if you’re completely stuck and can’t find something, you can simply play “hot and cold” with the radar in order to find it. It’s a creative improvement to...

  • DeathSpank (XBLA)

    ...voice acting. You’re here to beat up The Big Bad (capitalization mine), obtain The Artifact (capitalization theirs), and collect orphans in your big burlap sack for later use. Mostly, you’re...

  • 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand (X360)

    ...I can’t cap my AI partner in the arse the same way I can the other survivors in Left 4 Dead (mad-cap single-player level dashes are fun!). With analogue stick...

  • Flash Flood: Epic Mario

    ...angles, and the FLUDD jetpack from Super Mario Sunshine to save you from horrible deaths caused by a total lack of skill stupid camera angles. Review: Effectively combining the creative...

  • Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent (PC)

    ...the puzzles. One of the few frustrating elements of the game is that you can’t re-do a puzzle after you’ve beaten the game. You can still replay the puzzles, but...

  • Hyperballoid HD: Original Worlds DLC Review

    ...aptly titled Original Worlds DLC adds a brand new world and a brand new campaign to the game, and it brings the total number of campaigns in this game to...

  • GameCola.net (PC)

    GameCola.net, contrary to popular belief, is neither a game nor a carbonated beverage, nor a game about carbonated beverages, nor a carbonated beverage based on a game. This misunderstanding is...

  • Catan (PS3-PSN)

    ...have placed their pieces. The Catan PS3 game came out in Japan back in 2008, and it has finally made its way to the USA for the low price of...

  • James Pond: Codename RoboCod (PS1)

    ...levels, are completely missing. Like Green Day sang, “it all keeps adding up.” Procure the Genesis cartridge instead. Oodles and oodles more fun, and you can also P…P…Pick Up A...