• Gamera Obscura: Asmik-kun Land

    ...that American kids were brainwashed by. This month’s feature title is Asmik-kun Land for the Famicom (or the Japanese version of the NES, for those not in the know). It...

  • Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing with Banjo-Kazooie (X360)

    ...you’ve also chosen the TBG, which ticks a few boxes. Please, when including a Crazy Taxi character in the future, consider Gena. To quote American Pie 2, there is an...

  • Gamera Obscura: Yume Penguin Monogatari

    ...lesser-known but viable Konami releases that was a tad too quirky for the eyes of American children. Snatch it up if you find it at a yard sale in Kyoto....

  • Inside the Guide: Boku Dracula Kun

    ...boss: The Statue of Liberty! She can’t fight because she’s from France (zing!), so instead she challenges you to an All-American Quiz Show, which, for some odd reason, has several...

  • Gamera Obscura: Pac-Boy & Mouse

    ...FOR AMERICAN AUDIENCES, I’LL BET. You cheeky devil, you! I think what you need is a bit of supervision! SUPERVISION? I’M A GROWN FICTIONAL NARRATOR! I DON’T NEED SUPERVISION! GIVE...

  • EarthBound (SNES)

    ...it hasn’t been stated enough for you, listen to me good: This is the weirdest fucking game in American history. While all other rabid fans (no doubt sprouting mushrooms out...

  • Gamera Obscura: Time Zone

    ...lets you see a stereotypical Native American person hopping around, beating a drum as an enemy. How wonderfully amazing and racist! THAT IS NICE. …All right, that’s it!! You!! YOU!!...

  • Okamiden (Okami for the DS)

    ...box to hold it all in. There has been no official word from Capcom yet, but rumors are that the American release will also contain bonus material, such as a...

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Peace and Quiet

    ...replicate the crappiness of American “rap” music blaring from idiots’ speakers. Overflowing with high-spirited thankfulness to my Lord Jesus Christ for giving the heathen Japanese a week-long holiday from work...

  • For the Uninformed #1: Ace Attorney

    ...about it in the courtroom. Despite the setting of these games being (mostly) in the United States, the game’s mechanics are far from an accurate representation of the American legal...