• Breath of Fire III (PS1)

    ...prices were soaring due to a nationwide shortage, leaving the average American with little else to do but fart into their gas tank, praying to Satan that it would work....

  • Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)

    ...it has. Few things in life ever live up to their hype. Indie music. Buddha. Apple pie. David Cronenberg films. Seth McFarlane, although I’ve really warmed up to American Dad...

  • Mega Man (NES)

    Long ago, there was a time when Zero was merely the amount of fashion sense the average American had, when Battle Network was just a pet name for the TV...

  • Mega Man 2 (NES)

    ...American whose gaming skill is vastly inferior to that of a Japanese toddler” (mislabeled as “Normal”). In the watered-down version, your weapons do more damage to the bosses, and certain...

  • Sorcerian (PC)

    ...I one I have any recollection of is Zeliard, and the beardedness of the main character in the American boxart prevented me from ever realizing it was a Japanese game...

  • Taito Legends 2 (PS2)

    ...you can kick over canisters of gasoline and time blowing up bad doers into a flaming napalm-like death. It’s all American clean and violent fun. What more can I say?...

  • Carbonated News: E3 2009 Preview

    ...show-stopping musical numbers, and Meteo can grow facial hair at will. Dead Rising 2: Great, I haven’t played the original version of this game, either. Anyway, it’s a mixture of...

  • Exile trilogy (PC)

    ...until next month? GameCola’s new shift means you’ll have a reason to check us out every day. That means more $$$ for us (for lack of an American cent symbol...

  • Gamera Obscura: Popeye: Ijiwaru Majo Sea Hag no Maki

    ...surprisingly enough, there was a videogame released there on the Super Famicom (SNES to us North American folks) back in 1994 (which, oddly enough, did not make Meteo’s Top Games...

  • Guitar Hero Smash Hits (X360)

    ...Band Hero: American Pie Tournabout). The particular selling point of Beenox’s thrilling addition to the series is that the selection of songs consists of those much-hated from other Guitar Hero...