• Rock Band (X360)

    ...of the Stone Age, Hole and Kiss on the soundtrack. There are some truly remarkable and memorable head-bobbing classics here and there, plus Coheed and Cambria’s “Welcome Home,” which is...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    Welcome to another new, and TIMELY!, edition of that ever-dependable fun bunch of words…THE THUMBS! (Of psychicality!) Where you learn incorrect and made-up information about upcoming games that may or...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 19 – X Marks the Plot

    ...was you. Where the hell have you been?” “Trying to find you. Thanks for the warm welcome,” he added, sarcastically. “Hey, ever since we’ve gotten here I’ve had no less...

  • [NSFW] The House of the Dead (ARC)

    ...been as awesome?) somehow drowning out the other high-shelf EQ noise of “Dayyyyyy-to nah! Let’s go away!” and “Welcome to the mikulobiteswampalegamuss featuring Hop-ping Har-ree and Jump-ping Jack!”, it’s small...

  • Ys: The Oath in Felghana (PC)

    ...patch release in gaming history. Masochists are welcome to attempt Hard, Nightmare, and Inferno, which not only increase the strength and HP of enemies but also give bosses new attacks,...

  • [EXPLICIT] Lightning Warrior Raidy (PC)

    ...be, is a welcome change from traditional sims where you do almost nothing besides click through text. In fact, this game’s text-to-sexy-pictures ratio is really well-balanced. Oh, and for the...

  • [NSFW] Speak American: Episode 2

    Welcome to “Speak American,” where we take a look at several games from all genres, formats and generations that have one thing in common—they all have the poor taste to...

  • A Very GameCola Wedding

    ...courage to face my fears. You are my Home, you make me feel welcome and safe, With you by my side I can weather any storm or gale. You are...

  • Gish (PC)

    ...world. Yes, world—if you were to die on stage 2-3, for example, you’d have to start over from 2-1. Hardcore, yes, but one of the less welcome qualities of retro...

  • The GameCola Interview: Abraham Lincoln

    ...three of our four sons. The monument is owned and administered by the State of Illinois as Lincoln Tomb State Historic Site. you are welcome. Michael: First off, I think...