• Taz-Mania (SNES)

    Have your parents ever told you to not play in traffic? If so, then Taz-Mania is the Super Nintendo game for your inner rebel. You play as Taz, the infamous...

  • Hit of the Art Show

    The Shawnee Art Show displayed the best of what my school’s creative talent has to offer. There were paintings, sculptures, photographs, children’s books, masks, dishes — several of which (among...

  • [NSFW] Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind (SNES)

    Welcome to Platforming Hell. Population: One Obnoxious Bobcat. Oh no! Aliens are plotting to plunder the world’s supply of yarn! Quick! Run through the levels at a break-neck pace trying...

  • Carbonated News (March 2003)

    Be the first on your block to own a chunk of Mars! Enix (man, I can’t wait for their merger with Square), in collaboration with the Lunar Embassy Corporation, is...

  • Pong: The Next Level (PS1)

    Two warriors, engaged in a back-and-forth struggle for supreme victory. The ball bounces one way, and then the other—a warrior falters, and his opponent scores a goal. The battle starts...

  • Back to the Future: The Game Confirmed for PS3 Release!

    This is a GameCola EXCLUSIVE, courtesy of…me asking Telltale about it on their Facebook fan page. I feel so dirty. Anyway, yeah! According to Telltale themselves, Back to the Future:...

  • Carbonated News (February 2003)

    Okay, this whole movie thing is starting to get pretty obnoxious. Apparently Samus Aran, female bounty hunter extraordinaire, has been the latest victim to the video game industry’s cinematic trend,...

  • Star Fox 64 (N64)

    Star Fox 64 is the type of game to play when you’re up late at night on Christmas Eve, soooo incredibly excited about the new games that you’ll be unwrapping...

  • Get the First Episode of Back to the Future for Free!

    Just got a hot tip from (appropriately enough) “Poor Player’s Paradise” author Christian Porter—if you act now, you can sign up to receive the first episode of Back to the...

  • Sprite Monkey Lives!

    Hold off on that candle-light vigil, everyone! Former GameCola staff writer (and current sprite monkey) Sprite Monkey, who left our site under mysterious circumstances in the summer of 2009, has...