• Legend of Hero Tonma (Wii-VC)

    It’s Tommy, bitch! Legendary hero! So bold he takes on hordes of enemies against increasingly unfavorable odds and rattles off his favourite songs from albums recorded by The Beatles! He’s...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    Gasp, it’s an essay. Tekken 6 time, guys. Seeing as Street Fighter x Tekken AND Tekken x Street Fighter have been announced, I thought it was the “right time” to...

  • Rock Band (X360)

    I hate Rock Band. Rock Band has been the only rhythm action game I’ve played during the last month, other than a short-lived stab at Guitar Hero III and GH:...

  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (XBLA)

    Ha…sarcasm: For what profit is it to a man, if he were to gain the whole world and lose his own heart? – Matthew 16:26, I believe. Castlevania. A name...

  • 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand (X360)

    When Curtis James Jackson, better known as 50 Cent, turned down the role of Carl Johnson in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, he said “I only voice myself in videogames.”...

  • Rockin’ Pretty (DS)

    If you take one look at Rockin’ Pretty, you can tell instantly why I’m drawn to it (especially if you’re familiar with my previous reviews for GameCola.) It might be...

  • Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent (PC)

    Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent introduces us to the most secret (and yet perhaps most vital) department of the FBI: The U.S. Department of Puzzle Research. As an agent of said...

  • Hyperballoid HD: Original Worlds DLC Review

    I reviewed Hyperballoid HD some moons ago (whilst it was only available in Europe), and since then, it has been released on the PlayStation Network in America. Alawar Entertainment has...

  • James Pond: Codename RoboCod (PS1)

    Well done, Gameware Development. No, I mean it. Congratulations on developing an awful re-make of one of my favourite games originating from my home country. Congratulations on changing every level,...

  • Zool: Ninja of the “Nth” Dimension (SG)

    ...stupid. Good graphics aren’t everything, though. Good control is what matters—something that Gremlin has never heard of. Setting the default jump button to B instead of C makes no sense....