Archive for Tag: Matt Gardner
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The Gates of Life: Episode 25 – I am Hungry
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: I know we have plenty of dried cabbages left on our ship, but maybe we should stock up on some food before leaving for our next destination, wherever that may be.
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Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on My point is this: This game has a lot of stuff I wish all action RPGs had.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 24 – I Hate You All
Columns by Matt Gardner on Chapter Twenty-Four I Hate You All Narrator: As Captain Thomas "7-Eye" Render VI of Trelenodora stepped closer to the lair to see how close the Emo Dragon was to reaching them, Rivers placed his finge
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Arc the Lad: End of Darkness (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on Will you go online? Are you a fan of the Arc the Lad series? Do you like action RPGs?
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… of the Month: Sony PSP
Columns by Matt Gardner on The Sexiest Thing I Have Ever Seen in My Life of the MonthSony PSPI recently got a paycheck. Twelve minutes later I ordered the Sony PSP Dynasty Warriors Premium Pak whatever thing from gamestop.com.
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… of the Month: Susan and Die Anstalt
Columns by Matt Gardner on Last month I did something that I often do in my writing, only this time it backfired and nearly destroyed my career. This thing being issuing some sort of challenge or asking for some kind of feedback that I have no doubt no one will dare to take up, respond to, or even read. Well, fellows, this month Satan popped up and pelted me right in the face with a snowball fresh from hell. One with a decently sized pebble in it, the bastard. Someone, whether purposefully or not, actually rose to the challenge!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 23 – Enrique
Columns by Matt Gardner on Enrique: I'll drive if ya want.
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WarioWare: Touched! (DS)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on More or less, that if you hated the other WarioWare games, you will more than likely hate this game.
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… of the Month: Ganguro Girl 1.5
Columns by Matt Gardner on Like hentai?! Of course you do! Ever dream that you could be in some sort of screwed up hentai dating situation with some superfaketanned animated ganguro babe? ME EITHER ganguro scared me. And so does this game.
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CIMA: The Enemy (GBA)
Reviews by Matt Gardner on The premise of this game scares me because it's an entire game based on protecting NPCs through perilous dungeons.