• Road Rash 3: Tour De Force (SG)

    On this episode of Realism in Videogames, kicking someone while riding a motorcycle at 120MPH.

  • Star X (GBA)

    Hideously malformed sweating lobster of a game.

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    Professor Layton and the Faulty Password

    If you're like me, you're excited about the new Professor Layton game: Professor Layton and the Devil's Box. Wait, what's that? They changed the name to Diabolical Box? Oh, well. It'll still be awes

  • Mega Man 2 (NES)

    Mega Man 2 is widely regarded as the best [Mega Man / NES / video] game of all time. There's no way to write a positive and original review when all the good adjectives have already been exhausted by

  • … of the Month: Changing Passwords

    This month, instead of my usual, ultra-hilarious rantings, I bring to you a special message. A message that I hope serves as a reminder to young and old alike of what can happen if you aren't careful with your PSN account.

  • The Ten GameMandments: Book 1: Sega Genesis

    Too many times I have played a game in which the save system is disgustingly flawed. Earthworm Jim 2 -- collect three stupidly well-hidden "Pieces of the password" to save. And the save will randomly not work 80% of the time. CRAP. Tomb Raider 3 -- find a Save Crystal. Save it up and use it when the time comes. EH!? And don't even get me started on typewriters and ink ribbons.

  • Ristar (SG)

    To me, Ristar is almost a platforming utopia.

  • ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron (SG)

    The funk is leaving Funkotron! Earthlings are running amok! The Funkopotamus has hid!