Archive for Tag: Paul Franzen
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Bowser
Columns by Paul Franzen on Hello everyone, and welcome, ONCE AGAIN, to Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and this month—I really mean it, this time! —we have one hell of a slobber-knocker lined up for ya'll!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 39 – RIVERBUTION
Columns by Paul Franzen on Rivers Duo: I don’t care if you are the narrator, I make the rules now.
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Sam & Max Season 1, Episode 1: Culture Shock (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on For every 6,000 sequels released only to cash-in on a videogame's name value (see: GoldenEye: Rogue Agent, Bomberman: Act Zero, and so on) there is—this is a rough estimate—one Sam Max Season 1,
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The Shivah (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on If the antics of a tentacle bent on world domination or a bone (a BONE!) disguised as a cow weren't quirky enough for you, have at this: The Shivah, independently developed by Dave Gilbert using the s
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Dear Readers: Street Cred
Columns by Paul Franzen on I’m on a mission, I’ve made my decision and I…remember when Green Day made good music? Those were the days. Sure, the radio is playing their new album a lot, but the radio is also playing "Bringing Sexy Back" a lot, so I have to call into question the radio's tastes.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ness vs. Sakura in a Chutes and Ladders Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: They're hanging from the rafters here in the new James Pond Memorial Coliseum, and who can blame them, after last month's EPIC scaffold match?
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Zoo Tycoon DS (DS)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Memo 1: My girlfriend bought me this game. My girlfriend reads GameCola. Therefore, in an effort to still have a girlfriend, I will not be saying a single bad thing about Zoo Tycoon DS in the followin
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Dear Readers: News Haikus
Columns by Paul Franzen on No Versus Mode this issue, so instead you get news haikus.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Sephiroth vs. Zidane in a Scaffold Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the brand SPANKIN' new DCW arena! Dubbed "The James Pond Memorial Colliseum," our new crib has all of the state-of-the-art amenities---and yes, that does include cup holders on each and every seat.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 37 – Gate of Seabears
Columns by Paul Franzen on Observer: Jonathan turns around and comes face to face with yet another pack of singing seabears. It’s too bad Enrique isn’t around to fight them. Oh, and five or 10 of these seabears are possibly zombies of old seabears. And also they came together a la Transformers to form a Gigantic Super Megazord Seabear. An invincible one, at that.