Archive for Tag: Paul Franzen
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The Gates of Life: Episode 48 – Minotaur’s Gate
Columns by Paul Franzen on Jonathan: I'm back, and with three new Minotaur powers!
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Dear Readers: Rebirth of a Forums
Columns by Paul Franzen on My Fanzens! Welcome, my teeming Fanzens, to your number-one source of videogame fairy tales, furries, and hentai boobs: GameCola.net.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Birdo vs. The Mayor of SimCity
Columns by Paul Franzen on Oh my GAWD! Gamefans! Fanzens! Tonight, this very night, in this very ring, we are bringing you what could be the greatest match EVER in the history of videogame wrestling!
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Dear Readers: Live From the Real World
Columns by Paul Franzen on Welcome, my little Fanzens, to the one-and-only videogame Web site, EVER, in the history of the Internet. I'm coming to YOU, live, from the post-apocademic, "real" world, which has surprisingly few Scantron examinations and surprisingly plenty in-house massage therapists.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Red Warrior vs. Blue Valkyrie vs. Green Elf vs. Yellow Wizard
Columns by Paul Franzen on Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Children of all ages! Welcome, welcome, to the greatest spectacle ever in the combined histories of professional wrestling and videogames! Welcome, my little Fanzens, to Digital Championship Wrestling.
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Final Fantasy I (GBA)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on So several months back I wrote about my newfound quest to earn me some gamer street cred, which I undertook after I noticed that the games I play are mostly of the rated E for Everyone "bright colors
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Duke Nukem vs. Serious Sam in a Tiara on a Pole Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Greetings gamefans all across this great globe, and welcome to another adrenified edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, alongside your friend and mine, "Captain" Eric Regan.
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Dear Readers: STAFF BATTLE ’07
Columns by Paul Franzen on If you're one of the one non-spambots who've posted on our forums, you maybe possibly remember the Best Staff Member EVER tournament we ran last year. If you're not, then the so basically is this: We ran a tournament last year to figure out who, among the millions (and The Rock means MILLIONS!!!!!) of writers we've had, was the absolute best.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 46 – Hold on a Minute!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Rivers Duo: What the hell?! You can’t just KILL me! I’m so coming back, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it! Enrique, CUT OPEN THIS SEA BEAR!!
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Sam & Max Season 1, Episode 5: Reality 2.0 (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Oh god. I really, really don't feel like writing this review again. It's a good thing I love my dear readers so much, or I wouldn't even be bothering—I feel I owe it to the unwashed masses to contin