Archive for Tag: Paul Franzen
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The Gates of Life: Episode 52 – Beautiful!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Rivers: Wow, look at all those giant forest cacti! And the sour apple lollipop ice fountains! And look, there are some dancing summer spring antelope butterflies! This place is a dream come true!
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Dear Readers: Write For Me, Part 2: Paul in a Bikini!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Thanks to the enormous success of last month's flow charts, we now—officially—have one whole, new, entire new writer who will start writing for us next month in the January issue. And hey, that's not bad. Not bad at all.
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Dear Readers: Write For Me, Part 1: Flowcharts!
Columns by Paul Franzen on I have nothing more to say to you. By which I mean, I do have more to say. To you. But I'm not happy about it. Saying things to you, that is. I'd rather not, actually—frankly, I'm upset, and if you don't know why, maybe it's about time we reconsidered where this relationship is going.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Diablo vs. a Chocobo
Columns by Paul Franzen on Welcome, gamefans all across this great globe, to another enthralling edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen here at ringside, and with me, in more way than one, is "Captain" Eric Regan.
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Dear Readers: Go on a Little Early
Columns by Paul Franzen on Are you ready? I said...ARE...YOU..READY?? Well, then, that's excellent! We've got a new issue of everyone's favorite non-carbonated 'Cola ready right here, as you might've noticed, so, if you, yourself, are not entirely ready...you're a jackass. Stop making us wait! We're friggin' ready!
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ribbit King Rumble
Columns by Paul Franzen on Hello my LEGIONS of gamefans, and welcome—WELCOME!!—to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen, and with me, as always, is my broadcast colleague, esteemed GameCola writer and apparent psychic "Captain" Eric Regan.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 50 – Old Enemies (Render Girl vs. Bar-Bar)
Columns by Paul Franzen on Bar-Bar: DIE!
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Versus Mode: Violent Games, Pre-Teen Raider, Wal-Mart, and More
Columns by GameCola on GC writers Christian Porter and Paul Franzen discuss selling violent games to minors, Lara Croft as a preteen cartoon character, buying games from Wal-Mart, and more.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Paper Mario vs. Baby Mario
Columns by Paul Franzen on Word up, my gamefans! Welcome to Digital Championship Wrestling, live from the James Pond Memorial Coliseum—recently refurbished after being assaulted last month by the Mayor of SimCity and his various tornados, fires, earthquakes, and plane crashes.
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Dear Readers: Celebrity Versus Mode
Columns by Paul Franzen on Hello world, and welcome to GameCola—live, from just outside Trenton, NJ, from myself and Miss Cola's new apartment. Which is why the issue's a few days late this week—moving, as it turns out, takes a bit of time.