Archive for Tag: Paul Franzen

  • Dear Readers: Goozex

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    So I found myself wondering the other day why, exactly, I owned a copy of Tribes: Aerial Assault for PlayStation 2. I couldn’t come up with a reasonable justification. The only one that came to mind was that I must’ve bought it so I’d have something to play on my at-the-time new and shiny PS2 network adaptor, but, if I did that...that’s sort of like buying a leash and being like “hey, I should totally get a dog to go with this.” And, to unnecessarily build upon that, it’s sort of like that dog had terrible gameplay.

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: Simon Belmont vs. Purple Tentacle

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Howdy everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and on the heels of that EPIC Sonic vs. Bowser matchup we've got, for you, yet ANOTHER AMAZING DREAM MATCH!

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Bowser

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Hello everyone, and welcome, ONCE AGAIN, to Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and this month—I really mean it, this time! —we have one hell of a slobber-knocker lined up for ya'll!

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 39 – RIVERBUTION

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Rivers Duo: I don’t care if you are the narrator, I make the rules now.

  • Sam & Max Season 1, Episode 1: Culture Shock (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Paul Franzen on

    For every 6,000 sequels released only to cash-in on a videogame's name value (see: GoldenEye: Rogue Agent, Bomberman: Act Zero, and so on) there is—this is a rough estimate—one Sam Max Season 1,

  • The Shivah (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Paul Franzen on

    If the antics of a tentacle bent on world domination or a bone (a BONE!) disguised as a cow weren't quirky enough for you, have at this: The Shivah, independently developed by Dave Gilbert using the s

  • Dear Readers: Street Cred

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    I’m on a mission, I’ve made my decision and I…remember when Green Day made good music? Those were the days. Sure, the radio is playing their new album a lot, but the radio is also playing "Bringing Sexy Back" a lot, so I have to call into question the radio's tastes.

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: Ness vs. Sakura in a Chutes and Ladders Match

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Paul: They're hanging from the rafters here in the new James Pond Memorial Coliseum, and who can blame them, after last month's EPIC scaffold match?

  • Zoo Tycoon DS (DS)

    Reviews Reviews by Paul Franzen on

    Memo 1: My girlfriend bought me this game. My girlfriend reads GameCola. Therefore, in an effort to still have a girlfriend, I will not be saying a single bad thing about Zoo Tycoon DS in the followin

  • Dear Readers: News Haikus

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    No Versus Mode this issue, so instead you get news haikus.