Archive for Tag: Paul Franzen
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Dear Readers: The Janish.
Columns by Paul Franzen on In a stroke of genius, GameCola, for once, actually listened to its fans. For years now you've been telling us to stop putting everything on one page. It was taking too long to load! It took forever to scroll through everything! Your computers were only able to load a quarter of the pictures before giving up in a fit of coughs and wheezes!
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The 2005 GameCola Videogame Awards
Columns by Paul Franzen on The votes may not be in, but the show must go on! Here we present to you (most of) the GameCola staff's favorite games of 2005.
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Sid Meier’s Pirates! (MXB)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on I'll repeat that: A ballroom dancing minigame. In a game about pirates.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Dino Riki Invitational
Columns by Paul Franzen on The crowd is on its feet, and our great fans can't wait to see what we've got for them next! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and we're here tonight to bring you what is an absolutely historic event: The Dino Riki Invitational Battle Royal.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Wario vs. Shadow
Columns by Paul Franzen on Hello again everybody, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen and with me tonight is "Captain" Eric Regan, and for the first time in DCW history we've actually got a sponsor! Isn't that right, Eric?
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Dear Readers: Please Send Me Stuff for the Janish!
Columns by Paul Franzen on To paraphrase the late, great Yakko Warner: It's that time of the year again. I could just leave it at that, really. Leave it to the reader to do his or her own research— to check out here, or here, to figure out what I'm talking about.
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Chuck Rock (SNES)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on A caveman game that isn't Caveman Games.
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Dear Readers: Discrimination
Columns by Paul Franzen on I don't know if you've noticed this, but there's discrimination in gaming. No, I'm not talking about women being represented only by either prissy princesses in need of rescue by a brave and strong man, or by barely legal teens wearing what equates to dental floss around their most private of parts. No, I'm not talking about a lack of black heroes. Or a lack of gay heroes. Or a lack of Middle Eastern heroes. Or a lack of guy heroes with guy haircuts.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Chuck Rock vs. Phoenix Wright
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: The atmosphere here at ringside is electrifying! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and we're coming to you live, live, live from the DCW arena! Tonight's main event is sure to be a thriller: for the first time in several months, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with absolutely no gimmicks attached!
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Master Chief vs. Wall Street Kid in a 3 Stages of Hell Match!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Hello everyone and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and tonight... well... I'm not entirely sure what we've got! Tonight's main event is the brainchild of The Captain, and I think we'd all be much better off if he did the explaining. Eric?