Fabricated News Archive

• 2May 14, 2010

  Fabricated News: More Phoenix Wright Spinoffs Announced

  GameCola was very happy this March when a Phoenix Wright spin-off game starring Miles Edgeworth was released. So happy, in...

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• 2April 23, 2010

  Fabricated News: Ness Arrested

  Videogames are a horrible influence on today’s youth, because children recklessly try to imitate them. Our hospitals are filled with...

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• 0April 19, 2010

  Fabricated News: Netflix Streaming Cartridge

  Do you like to watch movies? Do you like the Internets? Do you like watching movies via the Internets? Do...

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• 3April 15, 2010

  GameCola’s E3 Application

  GameCola’s application to GDC was rejected this year, but we still decided to send an application to E3. After all,...

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• 1April 13, 2010

  Fabricated News: More Josie and the Pussycats

  “Fabricated News” has a weird standing as a journalistic enterprise. The Game Developers’ Conference doesn’t recognize this column as “real”...

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• 4April 10, 2010

  Fabricated News: Back to the Future 4 in Development

  Recently, a lot of old series have restarted after a 10+ year break. Star Wars. Indiana Jones. Alvin and the Chipmunks....

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• 6March 28, 2010

  Yet Another New DS

  On March 23rd, Nintendo (presumably embarrassed about their poor showing at GDC 2010) announced that they’re planning yet another version...

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• 3March 24, 2010

  Fabricated News: Zelda Wii Exists.

  Zelda fans have been getting increasingly anxious about Wii Zelda. After all, the last console Zelda game was Twilight Princess...

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• 0March 14, 2010

  GDC 2010: Day Five

  It’s the last day of the Game Developers Conference this year. Not too much news broke, because the big event...

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• 2March 13, 2010

  GDC 2010: Day Four

  t’s Day Four of GameCola’s continuing coverage of the Game Developers Conference 2010! So far, the conference has been dominated...

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