[NSFW] Crystalis D&Dcast – Part 3: The Slippery Slope

Guards. Guile. Gender confusion. It's the third installment of GameCola's Crystalis-themed Dungeons & Dragons podcast!

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Following a combat-heavy trek through the lower tunnels of rugged Mt. Sabre, Alex “Zebu” Jedraszczak, Christian “Tornel” Porter, Vangie “Asina” Ridgaway, and Mike “Kensu” Ridgaway find new ways outside of combat to bring harm to themselves and others, especially innocent bystanders.

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In this hilariously (or appallingly) inappropriate segment, you’ll hear…

  • This is a phrase I hope never to use again: Sexing a rock monster.
  • A lovers’ quarrel resulting from…uh…that thing I mentioned above.
  • The irresistible temptation to postpone saving the world to go sledding. Without a sled. Wheee.
  • Random dude dying on the mountain #176.
  • Delicious exposition.
  • A doomed-to-fail plan to clear a room of guards that is outrageously more successful by the minute.
  • Another reason to be grateful that Christian Porter can’t access your mind.

…and much, much more than you want to hear! I mean…and much, much more! Like expecting the party to finally get off the mountain, which totally isn’t happening yet. C’mon, you guys. Mush, or something.

The adventure continues here!

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Since 2009

Nathaniel Hoover is almost certainly GameCola's most verbose staff member, and arguably the most eclectic. As administrator of the GameCola YouTube channel (GCDotNet), occasional contributor to every article category on the site, and staff editor, you're pretty much stuck with him wherever you go. Sorry.

5 Comments

  1. Oh my goodness, this was AMAZING as always! The whole shtick with the guards and mind controling was absolutetly hilarious, as well as the ice slide, and the GOOOOOLD, and the Rock Monster… you know what…

    Seriously, someone should take parts of this podcast and animate it, it would be hilarious! If I had any idea how to animate it I know I totally would!

    Keep up the great work!

    1. Thank you! This was a blast to record. I’ve just been reminded that I volunteered to put this on YouTube; animation is way beyond my ability and ambition, but I might cobble together a few more “screenshots” for the occasion.

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