[NSFW] Crystalis D&Dcast – Part 7: Burning Down the House…Every House

Salvation. Speeches. Sabera. It’s the seventh installment of GameCola’s Crystalis-themed Dungeons & Dragons podcast!

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Crystalis 7With a momentary lull in their battle against the sinister sorceress Sabera, Alex “Zebu” Jedraszczak, Christian “Tornel” Porter, Vangie “Asina” Ridgaway, and Mike “Kensu” Ridgaway immediately regret giving her a chance to open her mouth.

Crystalis Portoa Caves

In this entertainingly depressing installment, you’ll hear…

  • Excessive villainous monologuing
  • Random townsfolk who are better heroes than the heroes
  • Asina single-handedly rescuing everyone from injuries and fire, with Kensu providing assistance in the form of making everyone cry
  • My complete inability to describe a room with four exits, rock walls, and a river running through the middle
  • Tornel finding his true calling as a fortune teller

…and much, much more! It will be a miracle if there’s a world left to save by the time they’re through with this quest.

The adventure continues here!

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