• iCasual

    ...the gaming I’ve missed over the last few months, and what better way to do that than with my iPod Touch? I no longer make those day-one Green Day: Rock...

  • Link’s Burden: Time to Save the World Again #1

    ...doesn’t say “cheap Halloween punk rock.” But putting aside Jade’s aesthetic appeal, she isn’t the run of the mill hero. She isn’t overwhelmingly cute, nor too tom boyish, and she...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: My Halo Wars Experience

    Last month we talked about cheapness in online multiplayer games in a more general way. This time, I’m going to make it personal. If I’m going to address this subject,...

  • GameCola’s Top 50 Worst Games Ever Made (Part 1)

    ...extra pixels attached to Wolverine’s fists. That’s lame! —Daniel Castro 47. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (PC) I honestly don’t understand how this game happened. I can’t fathom a...

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    ...who have been handling the downloadable content for the Neversoft Guitar Hero titles. Despite using that Guitar Hero 5 engine that they also threw into Band Hero, DJ Hero is...

  • Power Gloves & Tinfoil Hats: Case #001

    ...for proof of Steven Roach’s identity and finally found it at the Retrogamer.net forums4. It was a 150-post discussion, so I’ll give you the play-by-play: Steven Roach (Stevenroach) posts the...

  • Phase (iPod)

    ...just enough information to give Rock Band 2 a perfect score as well, I can waste time now and write a review of another one of Harmonix’s recent treasures—a game...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: WarGames

    ...Sheedy, The Breakfast Club, The Lunch Club, The Dinner Club). David is searching for a gaming company in California, so he sets his computer to call every single phone number...

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    Gemini Rue (PC)

    ...to a chair in some sort of examination room or testing chamber, surrounded by sinister technology and men in lab coats. They called me by name: Delta-Six. With ominous music...

  • Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games

    ...broken by Cthulhu Saves the World developer and friend of the ‘Cola Robert Boyd. Apparently someone—and we’re not naming names, but it’s totally the fans of that stupid lacrosse game—are...