• Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent (PC)

    ...a resemblance to a certain game about a professor and his young apprentice, which I also thoroughly liked. Being influenced by the best games in the genre clearly shines through,...

  • Nancy Drew: Trail of the Twister

    ...tornado, or being attacked by a tornado, or doing something that involves tornadoes while dramatic music plays in the background. As the above video shows, Michael’s walkthrough includes a number...

  • Flash Flood: Epic Mario

    ...the number 4 here, and everyone can share it and make of it what they will. Mario Remix: Boss Edition Creator: Phendrana Controls: Keyboard, point-and-click (menu) Description: Tired of sitting...

  • DeathSpank (XBLA)

    ...sooooo much of it is fetch quests, and sooooo much of it is “kill X number of monster” quests (actually, that’s about 95% of the game), but the things I...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    ...have been more Power Stone in its delivery. It’s almost, almost there with the weapons that can be picked up, but they’re so few in number and show little in...

  • Fabricated News: Dumb Advertising

    ...sources (aka Wikipedia), I have determined that they made FarmVille and a number of other successful Facebook games that made the company $270 million due to their extreme popularity and...

  • “You’ll Never Be Sad Again!”

    ...this left us in a hole, as our person-account was our number one source for readership growth. We needed a replacement, and we needed it stat. (I’m assuming that means...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...great. The number is OK, too. But 3DS!? Whoah! What’s that!? Oh, right. It’s the next new DS. So what’s the recipe for horrible controls? Take a game that is...

  • Card Sweethearts (PC)

    ...so little that makes it worth playing, and what little there is keeps stubbing its dick on tables and chairs. Let’s get the numbers out of the way. Oh whoa,...

  • Samantha Swift and the Mystery from Atlantis (PC)

    ...(of course they have a mind control bacteria detector). But instead of stopping the bad guy, Samantha decides to completely ignore the plot because it’s the dumbest thing she’s ever...