• James Pond: Codename RoboCod (PS1)

    ...generally being fiendishly wicked), he hatched his next evil plan: to reprogram Santa’s toys to be evil and get him to deliver them to kids all over the world, spreading...

  • Sonic 3D Blast (SG)

    ...to eternal toil and bloodshed, while Dr. Eggman builds a powerful machine and wreaks havoc upon the world. I consider Sonic’s arrival at Flicky Island, at just the right time,...

  • Brink (X360)

    ...over railings and on top of boxes. — The Hype: Brink will offer a full offline single-player campaign as well as a world-class online multiplayer experience. The Reality: Brink barely...

  • Ridge Racer 3D (3DS)

    ...hit from some delinquent who sees it necessary to name their Mii after an abducted child. Oh, once again I cry and shed a tear at what our world has...

  • Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance Recap

    ...that the game has a dual overworld. So basically, you play through the entire castle twice: once when it’s the “good world,” and once when it’s the “bad world.” And...

  • GC Podcast #50 Hour 7: Upset Mike Ridgaway Hour

    ...we have Alex Jedraszczak, Michael Ridgaway, Michael Gray, Paul Franzen, and Elizabeth “Lizo” Medina-Gray. We talk about a number of topics, most of which were brought up purely to upset...

  • [NSFW] DOOM (JAG)

    ...is my major malfunction, motherfucker. Unlike Wolfenstein 3D on the Jaguar, though, this version actually pales to the PC version in a number of ways. They didn’t remake this one...

  • The Simpsons Arcade Game (XBLA)

    ...game, including allowing you to change the difficulty and the number of lives you play with. The best addition was the inclusion of the vastly superior Japanese version, which should...

  • SAVE THE DATE: GameCola’s 10th Anniversary Podtacular!

    ...the 5PM hour, we’ll be opening up the Skype lines to The GameCola Faithful. Wanna join the party? E-mail your Skype username and/or telephone number to podcast@gamecola.net, and you just...

  • EvilQuest (PC)

    ...the great number of terrible and ridiculous games released by my fellow developulators. So, when the Chief himself mentioned that he received a review copy of EvilQuest, I was downloading...