• Dear Readers: View-Master Interactive Vision

    ...the number one source on Google for information about this system—thus raking in oodles of new hits from people trying to figure out what this chunk of plastic they found...

  • Bubble Bobble (NES)

    ...who has been playing Minesweeper for almost two decades now, and who has spent a number of years playing through each game of Freecell sequentially, could not stand to play...

  • Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

    ...she will take. So, if you have “attack the closest enemy” in slot number 1, and “curaga” in slot number 2, even if you’re all on your last legs, the...

  • Space Math (XBLIG)

    ...you are not precise, you do not score. But ladies and gentlemen, this is maths. Because the maximum number and minimum number can be set, making them both the same...

  • Versus Mode: Subtitles, Diablo III, Braid, and More

    ...is obvious: Numbers are GAY. Not happy, not charming, not even simply and politically homosexual. GAY. There’s a reason numbers are not technically words—just try rolling them off your tongue:...

  • GameCola’s E3 Application

    ...A copy of the Web site’s business license or government issued documentation showing the business’s federal tax identification number. Wait, what the? Federal Tax Identification Number? For a web site?...

  • Nancy Drew: Labyrinth of Lies (PC)

    ...major issues with robbery, and I’m not talking about the 20 Euro ticket price—I’m talking about a stolen million-dollar vase. Nancy starts her job by solving puzzles, as per usual....

  • Beavis and Butt-head (SNES)

    ...a stick. Even though they take a few cool elements from some games, it’s not cool enough to get free Gwar tickets. The game is very difficult, even on the...

  • Anime Expo 2015 Wrapup

    ...down the day. This year, however, it went extremely smoothly. We were constantly moving and got our tickets in a decent time. They also had shaded areas this year, which...

  • Dear Readers: GTA is Boring.

    ...and there might even be a few ‘Colalites in attendance. MAGFest hits Vienna, VA this January, but if you wanna get in cheap you might wanna get your tickets now,...