• China, Part 1: The Land That Consoles Forgot

    ...indeed curiously exempt from the ban, presumably because they do not contain the mysterious radioactive element which has been determined by China’s government to rot the brains of children. Nintendo...

  • Soulcalibur V (X360)

    ...other once again for the sake of entertainment. There is little changed, but the changes that are made are “so great” that they get incorporated into every future installment whether...

  • Another Look: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    ...tornadoes, the number of enemies does not increase in co-op, meaning that Steve can take on one tornado while Flint takes on the other. If you haven’t played this game...

  • Avenging Spirit (ARC)

    ...got. I don’t know if you can save her—maybe if you pump in more quarters. Spiritual Warfare Each character has an attack they can do. Some can shoot, some can...

  • Snobow Kids Plus (PSX)

    ...you go sliding down the streets of a small ninja-themed village. Each race consists of a predetermined number of laps. During a race, you and the other three combatants can...

  • [NSFW] Deathsmiles (X360)

    ...other CAVE games for the Xbox 360. You’ll want to start saving up now to get them, though—they ain’t as a cheap as other pre-owned Xbox 360 games these days!...

  • EarthBound for Disaster

    ...was not steak, not pasta, but gruel (lowercase “g”, so it flowed better when the NPCs used it in a sentence), narrowly winning out over “babies” because that would be...

  • The Mystery of Monkey Island

    ...the plot, but nothing spectacular was expected. Upon first glance, there’s a noticeable change in the graphical style. This change is not for the better, as it was in the...

  • Submissions (September 2007)

    ...to him. I’m a nerd with a lot of anger, and I know where Ogre lives and works. – Gina Matt: You can go ahead and have a war if...

  • Cooking Mama (DS)

    ...on end, but it’ll make the time go by in an amusing little fashion. While that’s not going to change the world, it’s not nothing. Cooking Mama is a cheap...