• Poor Player’s Paradise

    ...number of people currently playing the game, you may not be able to access it because of the limited number of slots given to free players. Also, free players are...

  • Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

    ...the genre, have been thirsting for this title. I picked my copy up at a midnight release party at Gamestop—nearly 50 people attended, a considerable number in costume, and all...

  • Enchanted Arms (X360)

    ...easily the number one so-bad-it’s-good movie of all time)—the story, dialogue, and voice acting are so amazingly, profoundly, hilariously awful that I’d trade my signed copy of Bio-Dome away for...

  • Pocky & Rocky 2 (SNES)

    ...that help you in some way. “Charm” increases the number of hits you can take before you lose “Courage.” “Charm” is represented by the layers of clothing that Pocky is...

  • Back to the Future: The Game – Episode 2: Get Tannen! (PC)

    ...“too short.” This game has a few improvements over the previous one. First off, the number of characters is doubled, which makes the game feel a lot more realistic. Second...

  • What the Crap?: Low Quality Voice Clips

    ...sounds horrendous. What’s more, it’s the same sound for every number. Why even bother? I can understand an audio cue of some sort, so why not just a generic ding...

  • Scratching the Itch.io #9

    ...list; but, for a number of reasons, I’m including it here. First and foremost is that I want to encourage people to buy the game through itch.io rather than Steam....

  • Angels with Scaly Wings (PC)

    ...through this portal, tasked with trading a PDA filled with centuries of human knowledge for a number of the dragons’ generators—a completely clean energy source that the human world desperately...

  • Taz-Mania (SNES)

    ...the Tasmanian outback, scarfing up a set number of tiny yellow grounded birds in each of the game’s fifteen levels. After you’ve eaten your assigned number of birds (ranging from...

  • Hello Kitty Big Fun Deluxe (WIN3)

    ...“find me the green triangles”. YAWN. Big Fun Numbers is even more grating; you click on numbers in different colorful landscapes, and the narrator counts each duck, apple, or bunny...