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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

The Gates of Life: Episode 48 – Minotaur’s Gate

Columns by Paul Franzen on August 1, 2007

Jonathan: I'm back, and with three new Minotaur powers!
Top of the Heap: Games Nobody Remembers Based on Licenses Nobody Remembers (Part Two)

Columns by Christian Porter on August 1, 2007

Game studios like shoehorning popular licenses into crappy new games about as much as writers like re-using old article topics—and for the same reasons. You don’t have to think of anything new, and you can work off of something that people already like. Here are a few of those quick and dirty games that have long since gone the way of the Dodo.
Pimp My ‘Cola: DucKon 16

Columns by Gina Holechko on August 1, 2007

For my first PR stint, with many more I hope to come, for GameCola.net, I tried handing out flyers at a local science fiction/fantasy/science/filk non-mundanes need not apply in person convention. My boyfriend Michael and I have been attending DucKon for the last several years, and we always have plenty of fun and great memories. This most recent DucKon was no exception.
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on August 1, 2007

This month brings along some exciting changes to testgame. Well, at least moderately exciting.
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #29

Comics by Terrence Atkins on August 1, 2007

Comics inspired by actual search terms people have Googled to discover GameCola.
Dear Readers: Rebirth of a Forums

Columns by Paul Franzen on August 1, 2007

My Fanzens! Welcome, my teeming Fanzens, to your number-one source of videogame fairy tales, furries, and hentai boobs: GameCola.net.
Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on August 1, 2007

After such OVERWHELMING love of last month's BRAND NEW style of THE THUMBS, it has been brought back for more. OK, well, maybe the love wasn't overwhelming; but, since I know it will BECOME so, there
… of the Month: I’m Not Giving You Any Money, Gina

Columns by Matt Gardner on August 1, 2007

As if you are the first person to make a YouTube video and call me out for owing you money. Psh. BUT, this isn't about money, is it? No, this is about GameCola's number one menace: Furries.
.hack//G.U. Vol. 2: Reminisce (PS2)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on August 1, 2007

The .hack//G.U. series, like the previous .hack videogame series, is basically a set of installments of one big game. With that in mind, I decided to write my G.U. reviews like a set of installments
X-Men Legends (PS2)

Reviews by Matthew Fraser on August 1, 2007

With no insult intended to Edgar Allan Poe, his estate, or the literary world at large.