• Carbonated News (September 2004)

    ...“Spinning WarioWare Inc. in English), the forthcoming game has the player moving, tilting, and turning the physical console in order to complete the franchise’s well known three-second long microgames. Reportedly,...

  • Final Fantasy III (SNES)

    ...English 101. That means this game does have flaws, but nothing so bad that ruins the experience. The game plays much like any other RPG of its time. The first...

  • Carbonated News (December 2002)

    ...being entirely not in English, but GameCola will be keeping its ears open for any news on this intriguing console. – Oh man, this is it. Biggest news of the...

  • [NSFW] Chrono Trigger (SNES)

    ...a medieval era with swordsman and Olde English; 2300 AD, the future after the apocalypse; 1999 AD, which is essentially the year of the apocalypse; 65,000,000 BC, the prehistoric realm;...

  • Speak American: Episode 1

    An English-only speaker's guide to games that have the audacity to speak a different language....

  • Soul Calibur (X360-XBLA)

    ...the insanity and sheer horror that stems from New York State Regents Testing brought me back to the bottle. It was a rough and bitter month, but I still managed...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...1. Although the Rocky and Bullwinkle game comes damn close. 2. Note to self: When showing off unique writing style to friends, family, or new English teachers, replace this reference...

  • Impaired Closed Captioning: Super Mario Galaxy 2

    ...to do with Mario games, such as… And that’s it for today! This issue of “Impaired Closed Captioning” is brought to you by GameCola.net, YouTube, and high school English classes....

  • Shadow Complex (X360-XBLA)

    ...which were both massive rip-offs in my eyes. (Re-Shelled managed to completely ruin one of the best games of all time, and the remake was based on an inferior version...

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (X360)

    ...the whole game. He speaks his own language, which is a mix of English and Retard. I eventually ended up liking his funny invented words, even though it took me...