• Ultimate Zombies Ate My Neighbors (PC)

    ...Coca-Cola, has brought innovation to the industry with his bizarre interpretation of the English language and masturbated once again into the world of videogame journalism, changing the face of the...

  • Muramasa: The Demon Blade (Wii)

    ...actually the third-finest of the four Wii games I’ve ever played. Now, wait just a minute! These words aren’t even in English! Who’s the lazy bum responsible for this picture?...

  • Runaway: A Road Adventure (PC)

    ...localization shouldn’t be so awkward and unnatural-sounding that I can immediately tell no one who made this game actually speaks English. The voice acting didn’t help matters, either, since the...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: WarGames

    ...that’s impossible to win. The analogy is a bit of a stretch, but the computer is not an English major, so it agrees with the conclusion and immediately stops its...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    ...so no problem really. Characters speak in their native dialect, which results in some cutscenes being unintentionally funny. Characters speaking in Japanese and English but fully understanding eachother, that’s stupid....

  • Flash Flood: Epic Mario

    ...from Super Mario World, but he handles more like he did in the original Super Mario Bros., which is about as ideal for boss fights as swimming the English Channel...

  • Catan (PS3-PSN)

    ...Why even bother hiding Trophies, anyway? Mine is in English. There’s really not much else to say about the game. If you like Settlers of Catan, then you should pick...

  • Yume Nikki (PC)

    ...manages to create with such a simple tool-set. I’m not a huge fan of the “endless-droning-hum” genre of music, but it works perfectly here, and the retro-styled pixel art manages...

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    Oh, the Humanity!: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Part One

    ...Time, Part One. This is a Japanese manga book that has been translated into English. You might remember that last year, I read Volume Two of the official Phoenix Wright...

  • Ys: The Oath in Felghana (PC)

    ...probably makes more money from CD sales than it does from its games. Ys: The Oath in Felghana is fairly easy to obtain for experienced importers. An excellent fan-created English...