• Hamlet (PC)

    ...screenshot on the Internet. Apparently, no one has ever made it past the first puzzle. Forget what you thought you knew from half-paying attention in English class; Hamlet is the...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: Fire Emblem Anime

    ...“official” English name for the character should be “Marth.” So…that means Mars and most of the other names that are used in this anime are now officially wrong. That kind...

  • Mother 3 Fan Translation Released!

    ...EarthBound 2, was released! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’m going to get to it later today, but for the rest of you: grab a copy, download the English patch, and get to playing....

  • Super Back to the Future Part II

    ...of parts. Like the part where it’s in English, for starters. Yes, Super Back to the Future Part II is a game that was only released in Japan, a game...

  • Retro Game Challenge (DS)

    ...the Wikipedia article on English prefixes has led me to settle on “megalomake” as the most awesome option, if not necessarily the most suitable. Retro Game Challenge is thus a...

  • Gamera Obscura: Biometal Unitron

    ...with Biometal Unitron. Maybe the name is the best part. And the nice thing is that this game is entirely in English and WAS released Stateside in the summer of...

  • Cursed Mountain (Wii)

    ...most of the cast are local villagers or holy people. Each one speaks in exaggerated broken English, as if they were extras in a bad kung fu movie. Particularly painful...

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    Professor Layton and the Faulty Password

    ...been brutal seeing the “Sorry! You can’t do that until you get the password from the second game!” screen for two years, especially since an English translation of the second...

  • Flash Flood: Videos Inspired by Final Fantasy

    ...Japanese class, so there’s Japanese dialogue with English word boxes. Feels a lot like Final Fantasy V with a hint of Final Fantasy Tactics (I blame the music). Review: I...

  • Carbonated News: E3 2009 Preview

    ...the series are still going to have to wait for the second Professor Layton game to be translated into English. And by “wait,” I mean “hope,” because a release date...