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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Versus Mode: EA, Wii Injuries, Dragon Quest IX, and More

Columns by GameCola on January 1, 2007

GC writers Steve Hamner and Eric Regan discuss whether EA is trustworthy, whether Nintendo is responsible for Wii-related injuries, whether DQ9 should be on the DS, and more.
0wning the Competition: Wii v.2?

Columns by Kay Leacock on January 1, 2007

So the ball is back in Nintendo's court. When the DS first came out, the PSP was kicking its ass. Big time. The DS had numerous issues—people weren't sure about the whole touch screen thing, or the
Get Out of Your Damn House: Wrestlefest and Altered Beast in Houston

Columns by Zack Huffman on January 1, 2007

Houston is a filthy city. According to a 2004 report from the American Lung Association, Houston is the fifth smoggiest city in the country. During summer, the heat beats down on you, draining away any energy you have for the day. It’s also hell on a car that’s been driving around the South.
Submissions (January 2007)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on January 1, 2007

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Delivery Health

Columns by Richo Rosai on December 1, 2006

You may not care too much for unsolicited stuffing of your mail box with ads, and it might be illegal in your country. But what’s your ratio of credit card applications to stuff like this?
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on December 1, 2006

So I know what you're thinking: You're wondering why you even bother to look at/read this testgame article anymore, because that darned lazy Lizo just never does all that much new stuff. Well have
Cheat Codes for Life

Columns by Zack Huffman on December 1, 2006

Zack Huffman offers advice about getting a PS3 on the cheap, the best time to get next-gen consoles, and more.
The Gates of Life: Episode 40 – Toot Toot!

Columns by Paul Franzen on December 1, 2006

Barin: Wait a second, Streebless; what was that I saw you waving around in the bar?
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #22

Comics by Terrence Atkins on December 1, 2006

Comics inspired by actual search terms people have Googled to discover GameCola.
Final Fantasy XII (PS2)

Reviews by Steve Hamner on December 1, 2006

Another epic game in the series—but does it live up to its predecessors?