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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Player Two: Wal-Mart Doesn’t Have to Sell What it Doesn’t Want to Sell

Columns by Janra Roberts on April 1, 2006

Let's you and me have a little chat about the retail industry. No, no, come on. It'll be fun.
Sid Meier’s Civilization IV (PC)

Reviews by Casey Levine on April 1, 20062

Anyone who has played any of the Civilization series understands how very, very addictive those games can be. I myself remember playing hours upon hours of Civ II. I was never very good at it, but tha
Judging a Game by Its Cover #1

Columns by Bradley Keene on April 1, 2006

First, I'd like to start off with a "mission statement" of sorts so everyone can get the idea behind this new column of mine. Back in the day, it was very common for videogames to have horrendous cove
Action Video Monopoly (GB)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on April 1, 2006

Better than actual Monopoly if only for the fact that the game is done in under an hour.
Submissions (April 1, 2006)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on April 1, 2006

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on April 1, 2006

Another month is beginning, so I KNOW there is only one thing one EVERYONE's mind: the newest and greatest SUPER THUMBS! This edition is just jam-packed with INTENSE reviewage, so I shan't waste any m
[NSFW] Cheat Codes for Life

Columns by Paul Franzen on April 1, 2006

Zack Huffman offers advice about friends with stupid ideas, friends with greasy hands, and more.
The Gates of Life: Episode 32 – The Bitch Lost Her Bite and Was Rendered Confused

Columns by Matt Gardner on April 1, 2006

Readers: Why was Liaunde so nice when she used to be such a hardcore bitch?! What happened?!
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #15

Comics by Terrence Atkins on April 1, 2006

Comics inspired by actual search terms people have Googled to discover GameCola.
Drakengard 2 (PS2)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on April 1, 2006

Drakengard 2 is probably the most fun action game I have ever played. While I have enjoyed the Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors games, this game makes them seem rather... crappy. Most of this ste