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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

What the Crap?: Bosses

Columns by Mark Freedman on March 15, 2006

I can't tell you how many easy bosses I've cut through that just made me wonder what the crap was going on in the boss-designer's mind.
The Grass is Always…: Killer 7

Columns by Travis Combs on March 15, 2006

This month is the last of the games we torture each other with out of our own collection. Next month, I mean it: We're going for the complete bottom-shelf shit games for rent at Hollywood Video. Just last week I saw Chicken Little, Bionicle and approximately 400 copies of Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Official Video Game of the Movie of the Cartoon of the Card Game.
Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Water on the Sidewalk

Columns by Richo Rosai on March 15, 2006

Today was a sunny day. For the first time in a while, there was no rain or puddles. This is good, because I don't like to walk through water. But whenever life leaves you alone, you can count on Japan
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on March 1, 2006

Welcome to NEWEST and therefore GREATEST edition of the Thumbs that just so happen to be SUPER. Apparently this was a good month for gaming, because I just wasn't able to fit truly bad games into my s
Magna Carta: Tears of Blood (PS2)

Reviews by Steve Hamner on March 1, 2006

I am, as ever, a sucker for a good, epic adventure RPG. Final Fantasy, Star Ocean, Legend of Zelda, Tales of Symphonia, Kingdom Hearts, Xenosaga—the list goes on and on. So when the buzz surrounding
Player Two: Year-End Lists Are a Joke

Columns by Janra Roberts on March 1, 2006

YEAR-END LISTS ARE A JOKE. The pointlessness of year-end lists astounds me. Every year the videogame journals, writers, newspapers and industry mags all get together and have a big circle J all over t
Fullmetal Alchemist 2: Curse of the Crimson Elixir (PS2)

Reviews by Casey Levine on March 1, 2006

Hopefully the next game, if there is one, will be an improvement on the formula.
Cheat Codes for Life

Columns by Zack Huffman on March 1, 2006

Zack Huffman answers questions about getting what you want for Christmas and creepy Frogger fanatics.
The Gates of Life: Episode 31 – Paulpular Demand

Columns by Matt Gardner on March 1, 2006

Rivers: It's Spoonlad!!! YES!!!
Spiritual Warfare (NES)

Reviews by Zack Huffman on March 1, 2006

Spiritual Warfare is yet another Bible-inspired Nintendo game from those nutty folks over at Wisdom Tree.