• Cruis’n USA (N64)

    ...the waste out of your opponents that you’ll hardly notice the game’s dark undertones. Driving down American highways at speeds reaching 150 MPH and seeing (all within the span of...

  • [NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life

    ...me wrong—I love excessive violence as much as any red-blooded American—but when there’s no explanation for Lara Croft’s many needless risks that never pay off in anything that we haven’t...

  • Cool World (NES)

    ...upon an unsuspecting American public, who had no idea that viewing said movie would result in their very souls being burned through their eye sockets. It was actually one of...

  • The GameCola Interview: Denny Delk

    ...offered a game job that I haven’t taken. I have turned down commercials. Mostly political ones. GC: As the president of the San Francisco Branch of the American Federation of...

  • Taito Legends 2 (PS2)

    ...you can kick over canisters of gasoline and time blowing up bad doers into a flaming napalm-like death. It’s all American clean and violent fun. What more can I say?...

  • Submissions (September 2007)

    ...Low-Rent Adventures in Japan Wow…. And, I complain about the price of pizza here in America. Although, American pizzas aren’t full of crazy ingredients. Just stuff that actually tastes good....

  • Are Videogames Art?

    ...to the Smithsonian’s American Art Museum featuring the evolution of videogames from an artistic standpoint. And from now until April 7, you can actually vote on what games will be...

  • Gamera Obscura: Pac-Boy & Mouse

    ...FOR AMERICAN AUDIENCES, I’LL BET. You cheeky devil, you! I think what you need is a bit of supervision! SUPERVISION? I’M A GROWN FICTIONAL NARRATOR! I DON’T NEED SUPERVISION! GIVE...

  • New Videogame Releases for the Week of February 22nd, 2010

    ...Case Files: Dire Grove (PC) Napoleon: Total War (PC, Steam) Pony Friends 2 (DS) Remington Great American Bird Hunt (Wii) Risen (Xbox 360) Sled Shred featuring the Jamaican Bobsled Team...

  • Guitar Hero Smash Hits (X360)

    ...Band Hero: American Pie Tournabout). The particular selling point of Beenox’s thrilling addition to the series is that the selection of songs consists of those much-hated from other Guitar Hero...