• Versus Mode: Piracy, the Word “n00b”, and More

    The month’s top gaming news debated by GameCola writers and industry professionals. This month in “Versus Mode” we have: COLIN GREENHALGH VS. ADAM RYLAND Colin Greenhalgh is a current GameCola...

  • One-Hour Videogame Super Collider Blow-Out!

    Alternate titles for this article include: “One-Hour Videogame Mass Wedding/Mass Murder Super Review Station for American Entertainments” “Spermadness of the Godhead: The Meteo Xavier One-Hour Videogame Super Mass Review For...

  • Chains (PC)

    ...a finite existence, and fail to mature naturally as a human being; and they’re unpretentious. Cheap graphics with smooth animation? Yep. Cheap and catchy music? Awesome. Much more playable than...

  • Skirt Lift (iPod Touch)

    “Get an iPod Touch,” I was told. “The games are inexpensive, and there is something for everyone.” Well pardon me, disembodied voice. Not all of the decent games are cheap,...

  • [NSFW] Duke Nukem 64 (N64)

    ...was able to track down a relatively cheap copy to get my start and now I see what all the fuss was about—both ways. For those like me who missed...

  • The Shivah: Kosher Edition (iOS)

    The Shivah: Kosher Edition is billed as a religious (Jewish) game. I would be more inclined to call it a “murder mystery, which takes place in a Jewish setting”. That’s...

  • The Battle of Olympus (NES)

    ...game also throwing many cheap enemies your way (“cheap enemies” referring to those whose attacks are quite difficult to avoid and take away plenty of your precious health), the trek...

  • Barely Floating (PC)

    Following Paul Franzen on Twitter is profoundly dangerous. If he isn’t telling you the grisly details of his friend’s gaping stomach wound or posting beard grooming tips not approved by...

  • [NSFW] The Ten Reasons: Clash at Demonhead

    ...only to get hit by a cheap shot at the top and fall down TWO screens to the bottom again. Died here too. Fuck the ladders in this game. Falling...

  • Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir (3DS)

    Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir has you wandering around in the real world, 3DS stretched out in front of you like a P.K.E. meter, stalking out the darkest corners of...