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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Sonic Heroes (PS2)

Reviews by Stuart Gipp on April 1, 2004

This game has its moments, but ultimately it's a disappointing and frustrating romp.
Mega Man Zero 2 (GBA)

Reviews by Stuart Gipp on April 1, 2004

This game is not for casual gamers. It will not sell well here in the UK.
.hack//OUTBREAK: Part 3 (PS2)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on April 1, 2004

If you want to get into this series, DO NOT start with this game!
Jeopardy! (NES)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on April 1, 2004

Its only fault is that some of the questions now are so dated that they're almost unanswerable.
Carbonated News (April 2004)

News Posts by Paul Franzen on April 1, 2004

- To all those who were looking forward to the new Sam and Max sequel... I hope you have a box of tissues handy. Like many cool ideas before it, Sam and Max: Freelance Police, has been canceled, and
Submissions (April 2004)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on April 1, 2004

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
Dear Readers: Awesome Ideas for Mario and Sonic

Columns by Paul Franzen on April 1, 2004

Man, Nintendo should totally bring me onto their staff; I've got some pretty awesome ideas for new games that make use of some of their (and Sega's) older titles. Hopefully no one's come up with them before, but if they have, oh well! They're new to the GC universe, and that's obviously what matters.
Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #10

Columns by Jenna Ogilvie on March 1, 2004

Jenna Ogilvie offers advice about finding gamer girls, breaking an addiction to RPGs, and more.
[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

Reviews by Aaron Waters on March 1, 20043

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...
… of the Month: PlayStation 2 Headset

Columns by Matt Gardner on March 1, 2004

First off, let me clear up any confusion there may be over what exactly a headset is. It is not, despite popular belief, a set of heads. It does bring several heads together, though, in a way. It is a handy little device that sits on your skull and lets you communicate with people without the aid of a keyboard.