• Stride and Prejudice Available on iOS

    ...Mr. Darcy’s proposal to Elizabeth comes in the middle of Volume 2, not at the end of Volume 3! Maybe they’d have better luck if they tried releasing the three-volume...

  • Firestriker (SNES)

    ...by the evil wizard WYLDE. Yes, his name is WYLDE. It’s truly wild how they always have his name capitalized, but let’s move on. Trust me, it gets better. After...

  • Regency Love (iOS)

    ...a Jane Austen game, none of the characters are taken from Jane Austen novels. Instead, they are all original characters made up for this game. The game definitely gets bonus...

  • Frozen: Free Fall (iOS)

    ...completely awful, but no. They saved their bonus animation for an iOS game. The music in the game is not good. None of it comes from the movie’s award-winning soundtrack,...

  • Elite Beat Agents (DS)

    ...the song. Sometimes you’ll have to drag the circles around a little bit, and sometimes you have to spin a spinner to get some bonus points. And that’s it. No,...

  • Rhythm Heaven (DS)

    ...“Great!” or an A ranking. Bonus stuff, like concept art or supplementary information. Satisfaction: This is the most important thing for a gamer to feel after playing. How satisfied are...

  • Scratching the Itch.io #4

    ...select games that are under $1. The developer must have changed the price between me selecting the game and actually writing about it, because it’s currently “name your own price”....

  • New Super Mario Bros. U (Wii U)

    ...theme music that appears throughout the game in various places and styles. Some classic songs appear in bonus levels and areas. The sound direction is fairly basic, though, and Charles...

  • My Forged Wedding – Party

    ...game, the battles will be slightly easier! As an added bonus, half of the people on Facebook will unfriend me, because they are sick of getting game requests. I managed...

  • Cybernator (SNES)

    ...title Assault Suits Valken. The original version of the game is sweet, like mint chocolate chip ice cream. The only way you could make it any better would be to...