• Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent (PC)

    ...sir.” Crosswords, code-breakers, conundrums, and the like aren’t a moment’s challenge for Nelson. He doesn’t do far more at work than complete crossword puzzles in the newspaper. (That’s a nice...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: WarGames

    ...war. Bad News: The computer has access to the Pentagon’s missile launch codes, because, duh, it’s the Pentagon’s computer. So as soon as it’s clear the general won’t start the...

  • What the Crap?: Unlockables

    ...Rabbids; multiplayer is not available at first. You know what’s under that newspaper? Imagine buying a car, but the only way you’re allowed to have any passengers is if you...

  • Muramasa: The Demon Blade (Wii)

    ...blade, or tear individual enemies apart with quick little (metal) paper cuts from a short blade. Short and long—hey, just like Morse code! Maybe the game’s name was mistranslated and...

  • The Diary of Samus Aran

    ...shaken. Today I received a distress signal—code name: “Baby’s Cry.” A common SOS with the urgency of a baby crying… The nickname comes from the fact that the purpose of...

  • Space Math (XBLIG)

    ...matter; soon after I redeemed my review code, Microsoft blocked me from playing Xbox Live Indie Games. Yeah, makes absolutely no sense. The overall idea is pretty good—an entertaining space-romp...

  • Price and Date Revealed for 3DS

    At a press conference today in New York City, Nintendo revealed the North American launch date and price for its upcoming gimmicky portable: March 27, and $250. The release date...

  • [NSFW] Alan Wake (X360)

    ...signals and drum out Morse code. I want to text and tweet and scribble and yell and chant and scream at the top of my lungs, For the love of...

  • The Ten Reasons: Space Quest Collection

    ...lazy shill who’s been linking you to old material from other websites for two paragraphs. Anydroid, because the Space Quest Collection adds absolutely no new content to the Space Quest...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 21 – Fun With Pronouns

    ...we are now, it is a mystery. One moment we suddenly knew ourselves, and knew we were more than we had been.” “When exactly was this?” The woman paused for...