• Fabricated News: New Videogame Releases This Week

    ...Percy Jackson movie will be played by Grover from Sesame Street. It’s official: The Percy Jackson movie is the best movie this year. Well, the second week this month doesn’t...

  • Tecmo Super Bowl (NES)

    ...Wikipedia article on Bo Jackson: Jackson’s legend was further cemented in a most unlikely manner—a video game. His digital counterpart in [Tecmo Super Bowl] for the Nintendo Entertainment System, affectionately...

  • [NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren’t

    ...Jade. Basically, instead of beating the tar out of animals and trapping them in palm-sized spherical prisons, you just go around and get their phone numbers, then give them a...

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    ...this game. But when you put this game down, you’re not likely going to pick it back up again. As Activision continues to produce cheap knock-offs of their own franchises,...

  • Wandering Willows (PC)

    ...but, admittedly, some gamers will not have the fortitude to dig hole after hole after hole after hole to find a few needed gold bars. Even if you do not...

  • Kirby’s Dream Course (SNES)

    ...When he defeats all but one of the foes, that remaining foe becomes the hole. This is a good idea because the hole is not necessarily in the same spot...

  • Games for the Casual Gamer: Puzzle Bobble

    My review is going to be short this time. You know why? Because I’m in the presence of evil. Yep, evil is on my very cell phone. Which means that...

  • Angry Birds (Android)

    Angry Birds is the latest installment of the Phoenix Wright series for the Android phone. However, in this game, Phoenix Wright has been replaced by a collection of birds with...

  • Finger Bowling (Android)

    Let’s go bowling…with your finger! I recently got a snazzy new Android phone: the HTC EVO 4G. The best phone in the world. As the war on drugs mobile platforms...

  • The King of Dragons (SNES)

    This classic GameCola article was originally published in May 2008. It’s just any day you’re walking along the pathway when your phone rings. “What’s the matter? What’s the matter? What’s...