• Little Inferno (WiiU)

    ...enjoy quite as much as you actually do. Think Binding of Isaac by MergeGames and Head Up Games. Although not always as graphically portrayed, the play style gives off a...

  • Impaired Closed Captioning: EarthBound

    It’s been several months since we last checked on the technological progress of Google’s Transcribe Audio, the invaluable YouTube feature that converts speech into text captions that make us sound...

  • Nintendo 3DS = 3DiSappointment

    ...could want. It will cook your breakfast for you. It will also make you money and act as your own personal whore, crossing the borderline between real and virtual relationships.”...

  • King’s Bounty: The Legend (PC)

    ...metal band album art of adolescence. And the writing is…er…well, the game was developed in Russia. The translation itself is usually fine, but the tone is such a surreal blend...

  • Rocket Knight (PC)

    ...ALL-CAPS ORGY OF AAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHH I HOPE THEY DIE I HOPE THEY ALL DIE. See? It’s happening already. I’ll ruin the entire review in advance now—this game is going to get...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: WarGames

    ...standard games, like checkers, chess and backgammon, along with some military wargames, like Bio-Chemical Warfare. Because Bio-Chemical Warfare sounds like the coolest game ever, David decides he has to play...

  • Silent Hill: Homecoming (PC)

    ...there and let the final boss hit me until I hacked it to death. A mainstream gaming first? The sloppy, rushed and glitch-ridden nature of the game also deserves mention....

  • Final Fantasy IV Advance (GBA)

    ...had forever, so it already comes with a bunch of new items, some spells, and content change, but nothing majorly different from the original. The new stuff for Final Fantasy...

  • Breath of Fire III (PS1)

    ...night, Meteo, with a total lack of anything else to do while he recuperated, stayed up until 1:00 a.m. playing more Breath of Fire III. The next morning, Meteo made...

  • Ball Breakers (PS1)

    ...get “altered” into marble-bottomed robots and, withstanding their torturous, ballsy transition, are entered into a series of endless gladiatorial competitions. Yeah, I know—it sounded sort of nifty to me, too....