• MySims (PC)

    ...you can’t fathom what the original controls must have been like. But in the case of MySims, it’s apparent that this game first came out on the Nintendo Wii. It...

  • Too Old For This S@$t: Console and PC Wars

    ...of a lot easier to design to one standard set of parameters instead of having to account for the individual specs of every possible PC configuration out there. And all...

  • Front Mission 4 (PS2)

    This classic GameCola article was originally published in August 2007. Late one night I was surfing online, when quickly I realized that all was not fine. Was the calendar right?...

  • [NSFW] My Conversion

    ...a PC with greater restrictions, higher prices, and a mandatory, awful camera controller, almost-always online, no backwards compatibility and no used games. No fucking thank you. The PS4 is inoffensive...

  • DLC Quest (PC)

    ...the game would be a hypocrite. The number of coins in the game, DLC upgrades and features are measured carefully to make sure the game cannot be broken. This also...

  • Make Fun of the VGAs With Us Live TONIGHT!

    ...Game of the Year, rooting for any awards to be given at all, or just wondering why all those dudes are rubbing their [censored] all over each other, you can...

  • Fabricated News: Extra Money and No Cutscenes

    In the news this week, Nintendo announced that they are removing all cutscenes from future games. This is because some people watch game cutscenes online. Of course, it is physically...

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Les Jeux VidĂ©os of France

    ...Ratchet and Clank, Just Cause 2, some form of Call of Duty, and Super Mario Galaxy. I didn’t find anything that seemed particularly French, PAL-ish, or, now that I think...

  • [NSFW] Policenauts (SCD)

    ...out, an hour and forty-five minutes have passed. I’m done for today. Wednesday, April 5, 2006—Alright, so I cheated: I looked online to try and figure out this completely convoluted...

  • Shambles (PC)

    ...virtual murder is apparently still murder. The goal, ultimately, is to survive as long as possible and achieve the highest score you can. But this game, well, it’s a shambles....