Search Results for: Paul Franzen
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ribbit King Rumble
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...cover! Paul: ONE. Paul: TWO!! Paul: THR–OH MY GAWD! Paul: SHE WOKE UP! Eric: She? Eric: What! Eric: NO! Eric: FINISH IT PEPE. Paul: PRINCESS TIPPI! Eric: She’s gone! OUT!...
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Dear Readers: The Best of Submissions/The Death of Submissions
Columns by Paul Franzen on 
1 ...“Sure, whatever, man.” Matt gulped and reached his hand towards Paul’s face. His fingers twitched, inches from Paul’s beard. Then…connection. Matt’s hand reached Paul’s cheek, and slowly began stroking Paul’s...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Diablo vs. a Chocobo
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...Coliseum. Paul: Diablo trotted off. Paul: The referee ran away. Paul: Eric walked out. Paul: I’M ALL ALONE! Paul: This sucks. Paul: FINE THEN! Paul: That is IT for DCW...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Third Annual Dino Rikki Invitational Battle Royal
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...EPIC! Eric: EPIC, I SAYS. Paul: OK, let’s go. Paul: Right now. Paul: LET’S DO IT. Paul: Zipper Snowball Leaves…SHOOT! Paul: HAH! I have zipper. Paul: Eat it. Eric: I...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: “Who Can Stop Me?” Challenge: Mr. Domino vs. Prince of all Cosmos
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...Paul Franzen, and with this night is my color commentator, “Captain” Eric Regan. Eric: I think you’re lying, Franzen. Paul: BAM! Eric: That was like over a year ago. Paul:...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Dino Riki Invitational
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...Eric: That’s right Paul! The one, the only…. farmer from Harvest Moon! Paul: …. Paul: And you thought Ecco was lame. Paul: Hoe in hand, the farmer dashes into the...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Master Chief vs. Wall Street Kid in a 3 Stages of Hell Match!
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...we cant see!? Paul: How can’t we commentate, Eric? Paul: Not good enough for the job? Paul: Do I need to find a replacement? Paul: Do I, Eric?! Eric: IS...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Jaster Rogue vs. Manny Calavera in a Hell in a Cell Match!
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...to mankind. Paul: Are you ready for this one, gamefans? Paul: DCW’s first ever… Paul: HELL IN A CELL MATCH. Paul: First time EVER. Eric: INSANITY ABOUNDS Paul: For those...
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DCW: Phoenix Wright vs. Commander Shepard!
Columns by Paul Franzen and Eric Regan on ...Paul: “FIVE!” Paul: “SIX!” Paul: … Paul: “…OBJECTION!” Eric: Huh?! That’s not a number! Paul: That’s not the referee, either! There’s someone at the entrance ramp, pointing their finger out...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Chuck Rock vs. Phoenix Wright
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...one cares, Paul! NO ONE! Nothing would have saved that doomed man! Paul: Our plucky hero, Paul Franzen, runs to the scene of the crime to nab the evidence. Paul:...