Search Results for: Paul Franzen
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Chuck Rock vs. Phoenix Wright
Columns by Paul Franzen on one cares, Paul! NO ONE! Nothing would have saved that doomed man! Paul: Our plucky hero, Paul Franzen, runs to the scene of the crime to nab the evidence. Paul:...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Cool Spot vs. The Hamburgler
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...nice BIG MAC right now. Paul: Maybe wash it down with a 7-UP. Eric: Paul Franzen, everybody! GameCola’s true dollarmenuaire. Paul: Cool Spot has recovered, but not quite enough to...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Error vs. Serge
Columns by Paul Franzen on 
2 ...about it… Paul : COME BAAACK… SmarterChild : I’m here and I’m ready for action. Paul: Not you! SmarterChild : OK. Paul : …oh. SmarterChild : Oh? Paul : It...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Princess Peach vs. Princess Zelda in an Inferno Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling, live from the GameCola Arena! I’m Paul Franzen, and with me this eve is Eric Regan, and we are...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Donkey Kong vs. Carmen Sandiego in a Steel Cage Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul : Hello everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I’m Paul Franzen, and with me this evening is Eric “!” Regan. Eric: And I sure hope everyone...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Wander vs. Jack Russell in a “Best New Character” Trophy on a Pole Match!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I’m Paul Franzen alongside “Captain” Eric Regan, and we are coming to you LIVE from the DCW Arena to...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Ice Climbers vs. Chill Penguin & Blizzard Buffalo
Columns by Paul Franzen on 1 Paul : And I’m still not really sure who won this match… apparently it was Chill Penguin and Popo…but…. Paul : Oh well! Paul : For Sniffles I’m Paul Franzen...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: 10-Man Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Welcome again everybody to the DCW arena! I’m Paul Franzen, and with me as always is Eric “Fisher-Price games are WAY too hard” Regan, we have a powerful special...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Paper Mario vs. Baby Mario
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...up this time? I know there is no way you footed that bill, Franzen. Paul : Don’t ask, don’t tell, Regan—that’s all I’m gonna say. Paul : But how about...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Red Warrior vs. Blue Valkyrie vs. Green Elf vs. Yellow Wizard
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...this disaster we have planned Eric: Wait, Fanzens?! Ouch. Paul: As always I’m Paul Franzen, alongside my partner in life, “Captain” Eric Regan, and we’re here to kick-start your July...