Search Results for: Paul Franzen
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Simon Belmont vs. Purple Tentacle
Columns by Paul Franzen on ASS. Paul: NONE. Paul: NO ASS AT ALL. Paul: GOD. Eric: Oh wow, look at that! Eric: ONE. Eric: TWO. Eric: THREE! Eric: IT’S ALL DONE, FOLKS Paul: What?? When...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: “Who Can Stop Me?” Challenge: Mr. Domino vs. Chibi-Robo
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1 ...cover! Eric: Pretty sure dominos are always flattened. Paul: Shut up, Eric. Paul: One! Paul: Two! Paul: NO! Kick-out at two. Paul: Domino picks Chibi-Robo up and slams him back...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Birdo vs. The Mayor of SimCity
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...Paul : Coming out of retirement specifically to face this fiendish fiend… Paul : Is! Paul : None other! Paul : Than! Paul : THE mayor of SimCity! Eric :...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Little Mac vs. Barret in a Piranha Death Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...I saw some shards go flying that time! Paul: Another jump! Paul: Another punch! Paul: Another….BY GAWD, WHAT’S THAT??? Eric: OH NO! Eric: SAY IT ISN’T SO! Paul: Oh, wait,...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ecco the Dolphin vs. Cecil
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Live from the Jersey shore, it’s Digital Championship Wrestling! Hello everyone I’m Paul Franzen, alongside Eric “Sniffles” Regan, and this one sure promises to be a barnburner! Ain’t that...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Billy vs. Jimmy
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello gamefans around the world, and welcome to this month’s edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! My name’s Paul Franzen, and with me, always and forever, is Eric “d00d quit...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ness vs. Sakura in a Chutes and Ladders Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Eric: Ooh do you promise! Paul: Yes. I do. An actual match. Eric: SWEEEEEEEEET Paul: For “Captain” Eric Regan I’m Paul Franzen saying goodnight, and enjoy the rest of GameCola!...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Duke Nukem vs. Serious Sam in a Tiara on a Pole Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...I work for DCW; I know how much they can take away from such EXCITING matchups! Paul: It’s just a pole! Paul: Nothing to worry about! Paul: I mean, there...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Wario vs. Shadow
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul : Hello again everybody, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I’m Paul Franzen and with me tonight is “Captain” Eric Regan, and for the first time in...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Pac-Man vs. Geodude
Columns by Paul Franzen on 2 ...to opposite sides of the ring? They sure look terrified…what could possibly have spooked them that much! Paul: YOUR MOM! Paul: Hah! Paul: That one actually made SENSE! Paul: Oh...