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Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Columns by Christian Porter on Throughout the history of mankind, when a new medium of art or communication has been discovered, it generally hasn’t taken very long for us to figure out how to hijack...
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A Kingdom for Keflings (XBLA)
Reviews by Christian Porter on 
1 The Mario franchise probably wouldn’t have the appeal it has today if it was just about an overweight Italian guy who liked to fondle mushrooms. (Not in the straight community,...
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Bass Pro Shop’s Trophy Bass 2007 (MXB)
Reviews by Christian Porter on Fact: 95% of fishing-based videogames are terrible. Therefore, if you are still a fan of the genre after years of horrid fishing games on all generations of game systems, then...
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Ouverture Facile (PC)
Reviews by Christian Porter on It isn’t often that somebody sits down to play a browser-based Web game unless they’re trying very hard to avoid doing something productive with their time. Unfortunately, it seems that...
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Top of the Heap: Health Education Games
Columns by Christian Porter on First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...
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Quarth (GB)
Reviews by Christian Porter on Sadistic game shows, tentacle rape cartoons, used panty vending machines—you just can’t help but wonder why some of the awesome things that catch on in Japan don’t really catch on...
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Top of the Heap: Games Nobody Remembers Based on Licenses Nobody Remembers (Part One)
Columns by Christian Porter on First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...
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Top of the Heap: Games Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme
Columns by Christian Porter on First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...
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WarioWare: Smooth Moves (Wii)
Reviews by Christian Porter on This classic GameCola article was originally posted in May, 2007. Since its GBA inception, nothing has delivered ridiculous, ADHD-friendly fun quite like the WarioWare series. The newest WarioWare title, Smooth...
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Top of the Heap: Culturally Irrelevant Games
Columns by Christian Porter on First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...