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[NSFW] Magic Pengel: The Quest for Color (PS2)

Reviews by Christian Porter on June 19, 2013

A game where you draw your own monsters! Being a review by Christian Porter, you can guess what kind of monsters to expect inside....
Poor Player’s Paradise: Free-to-Play Extravaganza!

Columns by Christian Porter on July 14, 20116

The past few weeks have seen an explosion in news about free-to-play games. Tons of big-name games have gone, or are going, free-to-play, and cheap bastards like me couldn’t be...
[NSFW] Q&AmeCola: Favorites of 2012

Columns by GameCola Staff on February 7, 20135

...a rare numbered holofoil. Almost impossible to find. We’d be willing to trade a Nathaniel Hoover, a Matt Gardner and two Christian Porters if you come across one.). This month’s...
[NSFW] Crippled Pixels: Anagrammed Games

Comics by Christian Porter on January 30, 20132

I can't believe you did that to Enchanted Arms, Christian....
[NSFW] Toilet Tycoon (PC)

Reviews by Christian Porter on December 18, 20123

Pull up a seat. Let Uncle Christian tell you a real rags-to-riches story about a once proud genre of games—the business management sim. They enjoyed a rise to popularity in...
Q&AmeCola: Worst Game in a Series

Columns by GameCola Staff on December 6, 201210

...franchises with their awful gameplay and disjointed story, it’s like I’m sitting here wishing death upon real people. That’s how good it looks. (Christian is the creator of “Top of...
Q&AmeCola: What’s in the Cube?

Columns by GameCola Staff on October 4, 20125

...of “Digital Championship Wrestling,” a video maker, reviewer, and an occasional news blogger.) Christian Porter I think this is going to end up being the world’s most elaborate pickup, and...
Q&AmeCola: Fighting Dream Team

Columns by GameCola Staff on August 29, 20125

...any of the FFXIII characters (except Sazh andFang) on the opposing team. (Kate is the author and illustrator of “The Gates of Life.”) Christian Porter Ogami Itto, Pin*Bot, Maya Angelou...
Q&AmeCola: What Character Would You Be?

Columns by GameCola Staff on June 11, 201211

...Character Would You Most Like To Be? Christian Porter Baron Von Blubba, Bubble Bobble He’s a flying, ghostly whale of death that has his own creepy theme tone and lives...
Q&AmeCola: Anger-Inducing Games

Columns by GameCola Staff on May 4, 201210

...the sequel for the Wii, which I still haven’t played), but still I have to warn you—you’ll get pissed! (Daniel is the author of “Don’t Be That Guy.”) Christian Porter...