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Top of the Heap: Games Nobody Remembers Based on Licenses Nobody Remembers (Part One)
Columns by Christian Porter on First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...
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Quarth (GB)
Reviews by Christian Porter on Sadistic game shows, tentacle rape cartoons, used panty vending machines—you just can’t help but wonder why some of the awesome things that catch on in Japan don’t really catch on...
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Top of the Heap: Health Education Games
Columns by Christian Porter on First-person shooter, real-time strategy, sports, action, puzzle. These are just a few of the genres that every videogame falls under. Sometimes, however, these don’t tell the whole story. To call...
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Ouverture Facile (PC)
Reviews by Christian Porter on It isn’t often that somebody sits down to play a browser-based Web game unless they’re trying very hard to avoid doing something productive with their time. Unfortunately, it seems that...
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Bass Pro Shop’s Trophy Bass 2007 (MXB)
Reviews by Christian Porter on Fact: 95% of fishing-based videogames are terrible. Therefore, if you are still a fan of the genre after years of horrid fishing games on all generations of game systems, then...
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A Kingdom for Keflings (XBLA)
Reviews by Christian Porter on 
1 The Mario franchise probably wouldn’t have the appeal it has today if it was just about an overweight Italian guy who liked to fondle mushrooms. (Not in the straight community,...
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Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Columns by Christian Porter on Throughout the history of mankind, when a new medium of art or communication has been discovered, it generally hasn’t taken very long for us to figure out how to hijack...
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Poor Player’s Paradise: All Under $25
Columns by Christian Porter on 1 The 2010 holiday season is rapidly approaching, and that means you only have a few more weeks before your extra money is monopolized by gifts for loved ones. Now’s the...
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[NSFW] Speak American: Episode 2
Videos by Christian Porter on 3 Welcome to “Speak American,” where we take a look at several games from all genres, formats and generations that have one thing in common—they all have the poor taste to...
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L.A. Noire Emerges From The Vapor
News Posts by Christian Porter on In production since 2004, Rockstar Games’ L.A. Noire has been teased for so long that it looked like it was about to dissipate into a cloud of vapor, never to...